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Ezɪo Aᴜᴅɪᴛᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴀ Fɪʀᴇɴᴢᴇ ([personal profile] sicarius) wrote2013-10-21 12:45 pm
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No, actually, you're not excused. You're the furthest thing from it, actually. Because you and your little love affair is muddying the waters of history and don't you think it's muddied up enough already with the whole you-know-what and T E M P - - - (fill in the blanks, yeah?) business? So here's me, Shaun Hastings, putting in a formal request for you to, you know, STOP.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
On the orders of the time-space continuum? At the expense of not making historians tear their hair out for years to come over you being unable to keep it IN YOUR TROUSERS?

You know.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Who made YOU the senior authority on the time-space continuum? You don't even know what that IS.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
For the record, just because we're in some sort of odd temporal loop outside of known space does not mean we're outside of the time-space continuum. If you watched British telly from the 60s, you'd know a thing or two about that.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course you haven't watched any British telly from the 60s. Because you're from the bloody 15th century.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Point is: Cease and desist.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Texting, there's a difference.

Well I don't know, nothing I suppose. Frustration for us poor, underpaid, under appreciated chroniclers of history. The eventual guilt of knowing you bollocksed up the time-space continuum if you ever become self-aware enough to understand what that is.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I rather doubt it, though.