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[sicarius]

"Parlare. Mi metterò di nouvo voi."

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[sicarius]

On who's orders?

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[1066]

On the orders of the time-space continuum? At the expense of not making historians tear their hair out for years to come over you being unable to keep it IN YOUR TROUSERS?

You know.

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[sicarius]

Perhaps you have noticed that we are apart from that so-called time-space continuum? It does not exist here.

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[1066]

Who made YOU the senior authority on the time-space continuum? You don't even know what that IS.

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[1066]

For the record, just because we're in some sort of odd temporal loop outside of known space does not mean we're outside of the time-space continuum. If you watched British telly from the 60s, you'd know a thing or two about that.

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[1066]

But of course you haven't watched any British telly from the 60s. Because you're from the bloody 15th century.

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[1066]

Point is: Cease and desist.

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[sicarius]

And clearly, you enjoy talking too much. What would happen if I were to not "cease and desist" as you say?

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[1066]

Texting, there's a difference.

Well I don't know, nothing I suppose. Frustration for us poor, underpaid, under appreciated chroniclers of history. The eventual guilt of knowing you bollocksed up the time-space continuum if you ever become self-aware enough to understand what that is.

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[1066]

I rather doubt it, though.

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[sicarius]

You are still talking, regardless if it is in person or not.

So then I should stop for the benefit of your mind and your sanity? As far as I can recall, the future will not be affected because I have not been spoken ill of, as you claim I will be.

Have you brought this to Caterina's attention? I am certain she would be interested in hearing it.