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Ezɪo Aᴜᴅɪᴛᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴀ Fɪʀᴇɴᴢᴇ ([personal profile] sicarius) wrote2013-10-21 12:45 pm
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[ASGARD] CONTACT.

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[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-21 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey- One of the Vanaheim gods knows of a village of friendly natives not far from Asgard, in the forest there. Honir's left an open invitation for folks to visit with him in a few days.

I don't know about you, but I could use some fresh air, some trees and getting to see a glimpse of what's outside of the city. So consider this my invitation to you. I think a lot of us could use some breathing room after the past months, even if it's just for a little while.

Répondez s' il vous plaît and all that. Maybe we can get a traveling party together if there's enough of us going.
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[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-22 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what you're talking about.

But you're still going, right?


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[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE JUST GROANED OKAY ]

I just think that we could use a break from the city. Get some fresh air, some greenery and a change of pace for a bit.
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[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-22 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Seething hatred. ]

For our mental health? Yes.
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[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bringing out the big guns. ]

Think of it as a family retreat.
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[personal profile] familyissues 2013-10-22 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dede's makin' a face at your shenanigans. ]

Great!

Thus far? Alastair. I'm working on my friends from home, and Altaïr next.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I'm one to interrupt in matters of romance, but I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist muddling up history worse than it already is, what with the 19th century Dutch architecture in the midst of historical Asgard and the legions of people that should be dead, (you included), perusing the streets like it's the bloody annual pride parade.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No, actually, you're not excused. You're the furthest thing from it, actually. Because you and your little love affair is muddying the waters of history and don't you think it's muddied up enough already with the whole you-know-what and T E M P - - - (fill in the blanks, yeah?) business? So here's me, Shaun Hastings, putting in a formal request for you to, you know, STOP.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
On the orders of the time-space continuum? At the expense of not making historians tear their hair out for years to come over you being unable to keep it IN YOUR TROUSERS?

You know.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Who made YOU the senior authority on the time-space continuum? You don't even know what that IS.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
For the record, just because we're in some sort of odd temporal loop outside of known space does not mean we're outside of the time-space continuum. If you watched British telly from the 60s, you'd know a thing or two about that.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course you haven't watched any British telly from the 60s. Because you're from the bloody 15th century.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Point is: Cease and desist.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Texting, there's a difference.

Well I don't know, nothing I suppose. Frustration for us poor, underpaid, under appreciated chroniclers of history. The eventual guilt of knowing you bollocksed up the time-space continuum if you ever become self-aware enough to understand what that is.
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[personal profile] 1066 2013-11-09 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I rather doubt it, though.

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