[ASGARD] CONTACT.

[sicarius]

"Parlare. Mi metterò di nouvo voi."

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Eight minutes later.

[canmakemore]

E tu non sei bravo a letto.

[REACTION] 1/?

[sicarius]

[Oh fuck it's Caterina.]

[sicarius]

[AND SHE'S ALREADY INSULTING HIM. OH DIO HE'S IN DEEP SHIT.]

[sicarius]

[Though through the insults about his ponytail and such he's trying hard not to smile. Or laugh.]

[sicarius]

[Doing pretty good! He gets past her simple 'come back' message and thinks it's over.]

[sicarius]

[And then he hears the last two messages.]

DONE.

[sicarius]

[...YEAH NOPE CAN'T DO IT, HE'S LAUGHING. SORRY CATERINA, HE FINDS YOU INSULTING HIM TO BE HILARIOUS AND REALLY FITTING.

God she is so cute when she's angry he can't even- WELL PLAYED, CATERINA SFORZA, WELL PLAYED.]