"Remove your face from mine immediately, or I will remove it for you."

"What, no 'Safety and Peace' stuff you usually spew?"

"I would offer it if you did not invade my personal space upon our first encounter of the day, Rebecca."

"Oh, come on! It's a camera. It's not going to hurt you. I'm just taking pictures for the database!"

"You can take said pictures when they don't involve you being in my face! Do you know nothing of privacy?"

"Only when you're being a jerk! Wait, that's all the time. Guess you're stuck with me!"